Unlike myself, Aaron, Jessica, and Robert all suck at cards, so on a Beer and Cards night like this, their talents happen to lie only in the realm of alcohol consumption.

Aaron can drink a bottle of Bailey's in under 64 seconds, Jessica can down 3 bottles of Boone's before you can recite the Greek Alphabet, and Robert can drink a bottle of Heinken through his nose. I, on the other hand, routinely drink kegs of vodka, and I'm also good at cards.