In an effort to recapture our glory days as the grafitti geniuses of the South Bronx, Jacob, my family, and our friends Perry Smilow and her fiance Bud Mishkin (now a New York sportscaster) decided to camp out in front of one of our recent creations, fresh with a local garage as unsuspecting canvas.

Ignore the fact that it is patently impossible to read and contains no informational content whatsoever. You're not supposed to think too hard about these things.