As alluded to earlier, braving the weight of the 70 pound, sweltering robe that surely must be made out of Kevlar, I made sure to get one last photo of myself before donning the silly graduation hat of doom, and instantly transforming into said jackass.

But I guess if everybody else walking in the ceremony also looks like a jackass, then maybe...nah, anyway you cut it, you still look like a jackass. Two shitty dancers busting their moves in sync can sometimes even manage to look good despite their ineptitude, but with these things, I'm sorry, its just another story entirely.