In order to get a better idea of the power of the cookie cake, one must use the imagination to try to fully do justice my awe filled expression, fleetingly captured here on this piece of kodak film and then haphazardly scanned into some bits to display on your monitor.

Two seconds later, I lost my grip and the cookie cake flew back hastily to its home planet, 5 billion light years east of Kansas city. Actually, the cake was quite good, and remarkably tasty considering it had survived most of its journey in a Fed Ex box. But hey, transporter technology is a few years away, so its certainly the best one can do considering the situation. Thanks Mom!