In tribute to the heated rivaly between our respective educational establishments, my brother Barry and I pose in front of the aptly placed Cal and UCLA stickers on the back of my car, (or his car, if you're getting your information from a less reputable source).

Notice the elevated vertical placement of the Cal sticker with respect to the UCLA one, clearly indicating superiority. Barry would tell you this has something to do with the fact that I put on the Cal sticker most recently, but then, as you all probably know, Barry only lies.